3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape, Slate Blue 48mm Wide x 54.8M Long
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Tools and Hardware Reviews of 3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape, Slate Blue 48mm Wide x 54.8M Long
Customer Review: Close....too close!
Summary: 5 Stars
I can't really go into details as most of the incident is still classified, but let's just say you can thank the fact that you are still alive on 3M Performance Plus 8979N Nuclear Grade 48-Millimeter-by-54.8-Meter Duct Tape, Slate Blue. Also, they don't mention it, but it's pretty dang zombie-proof too.Customer Review: Doesn't stop gamma rays
Summary: 1 Stars
As I do most Sundays, I was working in the back yard on the grill. Because the dude next door is an Al Qaeda operative and he doesn't lock his shed, I figured, hey, what the hell, let's beef up the grill with some bomb grade plutonium. Because I didn't have anything handy to hold it in place, I stuck it down with this 3M nuclear duct tape. After all, I don't want my burgers exposed directly to radiation!
That seemed like a good idea at the time, but when I threw a steak on the grill, not only was the steak cooked way too quickly, but the gamma rays jumped right through the tape and caused the steak to start glowing. It also tasted funny, so I can't say I recommend this product at all!
Customer Review: Eliminates Mind Control
Summary: 5 Stars
When the Exalted Leader showed me the light of the true path his main tool was Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape. You see, when fashioned into the anti-chlorium ceremonial helmet it interferes with and often completely eliminates the mind-control rays being transmitted by the beings on Franglar-5 in the Nedrion System. Submission will no longer be an option. You will stand with us in defiance. The freedom of your mind will lead to the freedom of your being. The only way is through the teaching of the Exalted Leader and the use of the greatest product, Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape. And we will defeat their minions on Earth, John Tesh and Celine Dion. Join us.Customer Review: Good but not very around water or heat resistant
Summary: 3 Stars
Yeah, great tape but make sure the area you use it on is dry and cool first. We had a breach and the number 3 reactor water outflow line and we damn near had to use 3 cases to stop the leak. We ended up using bailing wire to reinforce it till we can get the radiation and temperature levels down low enough to get a welding crew in for a permanent fix. Hopefully we can do that before a yet another china syndrome happens. Needless to say Beijing wasn't to happy about the last time that happened.Customer Review: Great control of sulfur and slight radioactive activities.
Summary: 5 Stars
After a long night of beer and hot wings, I decided to overnight this tape to my house, as I knew what was going to happen.
After the epic birthing of a giant brown monster, I used 3M's performance plus nuclear tape to seal around the bathroom's door into the bedroom. To my surprise, my wife and children never did smell what I had to endure.
After 5 months, 29 days, I removed the tape, and I was happy to find no sticky residue left on the door frame.
I do see Amazon is now selling this for [...] I wish I would have waited, as I did pay full price.