3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape, Slate Blue 48mm Wide x 54.8M Long
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Tools and Hardware Reviews of 3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape, Slate Blue 48mm Wide x 54.8M Long
Customer Review: Please avoid the mistake I made
Summary: 1 Stars
It is with the profoundest regret that I report that the Nuclear Grade duct tape does not . . . and I mean definitely not . . . eliminate the seepage of the unique form of energy created by cold fusion.
The languorous but potent Sigma waves emanated by cold fusion have escaped slowly but inevitably from our hitherto secret research facility. They have begun with a grim, inescapable determination to deactivate the electromagnetic bonds that unite all matter in the universe.
In short, the Mayan calendar should be taken very, very seriously.
Our staff has already dismantled the containment chamber from our facility, discarded the Nuclear Grade duct tape, and sold the magnesium-titanium-kryptonite intercorbite dicrumupulator tubing to a scrap dealer and used the proceeds for a case of 18-year old Scotch.
In the face of this impending universal catastrophe, we recommend not only to the human race but also to any other sentient creatures in the universe to follow our example with the utmost expedition.
If they're out of 18-year old Scotch, just do what you must do.
"Some say the world may end in fire,
Others say in ice.
We know cold fusion's released its ire,
So please take our advice"
Customer Review: Prefer red
Summary: 3 Stars
This is a good price, but if you are a serious mad scientist I would pay the extra few dollars and get the same tape in red, also available from Amazon. Same specs.3M Performance Plus 8979N Nuclear 48-Millimeter-by-54.8-Meter Duct Tape, Red #70006355997Customer Review: Price fabrication
Summary: 3 Stars
The price for this tape through 3M is $362.40 for 24 rolls, which works out to about $15 per roll. It is a couple dollars cheaper here, but not by much. The shipping weight is 1.5 lbs, which sounds like only 1 roll.Customer Review: SLATE BLUE better than RED tape
Summary: 5 Stars
If you're a nuclear technician and a Democrat, there's no better high-performace duct tape for your facility than the SLATE BLUE nuclear duct tape. I was happy to see the new administration give this product its endorsement, after so many years of having to make do with the previous administration's insistence that only the RED "nucular" duct tape (http://www.amazon.com/3M-Performance-Nuclear-48-Millimeter-54-8-Meter/dp/B000NG61G8/ref=pd_sxp_grid_pt_0_0) was approved for use in vital reactor locations. The safety advantages of the SLATE BLUE nuclear tape are obvious to even the lowest-level tech; in tests we found that a liberal use of the SLATE BLUE nuclear tape met or exceeded the standards set by the NRC, compared to the conservative applications of RED tape recommended under the guidelines furnished by the previous administration. With the SLATE BLUE tape, we can radiate confidence that our repairs will hold.Customer Review: Starship Enterprise
Summary: 5 Stars
Have been working with Scotty to apply this to the #4 Warp drive... works great. Able to achieve warp speed faster than ever. Also the DiLitium Crystals hold together longer when stored in the bag taped shut with the Nuclear tape. Thanks a million. Being awarded my 4th Federation medal of merit.
Clingons are also amazed with this new defense. Shields re-inforced with Nuclear Tape have repulsed their attacks on every ocassion.
Kirk out...