3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape, Slate Blue 48mm Wide x 54.8M Long
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Tools and Hardware Reviews of 3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape, Slate Blue 48mm Wide x 54.8M Long
Customer Review: Super useful
Summary: 5 Stars
As a nuclear safety inspector, I use this duct tape all the time to seal up cracks and holes, tape up pipes and beams, etc. Come visit me down in sector 7G and I'll show you my handiwork.
- Homer S.
Customer Review: The Wisdom of the Hive
Summary: 5 Stars
As capitalism collapses around us and society falters, I began to get anxious about what supplies I should have on hand now that the turnips are planted. I was guided towards the 3M Nuclear Duct Tape, bound to be useful when the reactors start melting down, and then saw Amazon's superb "What Did Customers Ultimately Buy After Viewing This Item" list. I was thunderstruck! Of course! In the end times, I'm going to need an electric toothbrush, a Rubik's cube, and a Swiss Army knife! Not sure the Midnite Minichamp is the one I'd go for, though, it doesn't have a toothpick, and dental hygiene will be critical in the coming collapse. Maybe I'll get my Nuclear Duct Tape in red to match the knife, it always pays to look well put-together.
Man, sure hope the tape is back in stock before Power Down.
Customer Review: The house and the dog too!
Summary: 5 Stars
Lets face it people. We live in an unstable world. The economy is going to the toilet, housing prices sinking as fast as the economy, consumer confidence at an all time low, and lets not forget the crazy Kim Jong Il from North Korea and his "new" and improved nuclear weapons. So with all the fear and uncertainty that exist in this world we live in I decided to purchase this tape to protect my family. I purchased the $500 box of tape because this is just a great deal! What would the US government pay for this? $1,000? $2,000? $10,000?? Certainly not! To my surprise I found out that the government pays $100,000 for 1 roll!!! I figured if the government pays that much then at $500 for a case this must be a steal!
After receiving the box of Nuclear tape from Amazon I quickly strategized how I would tape the whole house. Yes, you read that right. The entire house! It was not easy and I would not suggest everyone to do this unless you have a lot of time like me. It helps when you "pretend" to be injured and is on worker's compensation. But in any case it was an arduous process since my house is over 4000 sq. feet. It took me at least 3 days to finish the job and I must say I'm very happy with the results. My house instead of having sidings now is a solid light blue color. I don't need to clean the windows any more since there are no more windows thanks to this magnificent tape. Now some people may ask how do I know for sure I have everything covered? Well, I set off a small nuclear war head in the vicinity of the house and the radiation detected in the house was negligeble. This super strong tape also helped with withstanding the power of the explosion. I can't say the same thing for the outside where there was once a neighborhood. If there's a hell then it would probably look like my neighborhood. I urge you not to play with nuclear war heads. It'll blow your fingers away. Leave that to trained professionals. If you're buying from Amazon to prepare for the next armageddon make sure to use your Amazon Visa card and get reward points! Every $2,500 you spend you automatically get $25 in amazon gift certificate back.
Summary: The tape works. It protected the house from certain doom and its occupants. Don't tape your whole house if you don't have time. It might be better to just tape yourself and your loved ones from head to toe.
Customer Review: Unbelievable stuff.
Summary: 5 Stars
My beloved Beatrice, a beautiful 17 year old thoroughbred, died last week in a freak hailstorm of incredible proportions. It was with a heavy heart that I duct taped her head to the ball hitch on my Jeep and prepared to move her to the makeshift graveyard behind the cornfield. When we got arrived, I shambled back to her corpse unprepared for the heart breaking task that awaited me.
Suddenly, I saw a flicker of an eyelid. Was that a twitch of the tail? Is there a shine in the eyeball that death's arrival had palled before? Beatrice gasped, and, hoping against hope, and believing in the power of Nuclear Duct Tape, I quickly wrapped her head, neck and torso in the stuff and watched her breathing quicken with every yard of the stuff that unspooled. When her incredible reanimation seemed to stall, I fed her a full gallon of Tuscan Milk through a tube. THat combination was enough to get her on her feet with eyes blazing and to announce her rebirth with a shrill whinny that made my heart feel like it would burst.
Poets and lovers have theorized that only love, true love, can endure beyond this mortal reality. TO this short list I would add that the bond of Nuclear Duct Tape is stronger than the bonds of death.
5 stars.
Customer Review: Way, WAY off
Summary: 2 Stars
This is not $500 a ROLL. That is the case price.
And to make matters worse, word on the street is 3M stopped certifying their product for nuke use. Basically, this is nothing more than high end duct. Plants now heavily use Nashua 357. There is some on the eVil auction site...
Being in the duct tape business (I bet you didn't think there was anyone in the duct tape business) I know about this stuff. This posting is simply misinformation.
Regular wholesale is about $12 a roll. Retail maybe a little more than that.