Customer Reviews for Fiskars 7858 Pro Chopping Axe

Fiskars 7858 Pro Chopping Axe

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Tools and Hardware Reviews of Fiskars 7858 Pro Chopping Axe

Customer Review: THE STUFF SLASHERS ARE MADE OF!!!
Summary: 5 Stars

People usually do not know this, but I am a serial killer. They think I'm a nice guy and honestly I like to keep it that way.

I bought this marvelous piece of body chopper last Winter just before I travel north on my usual killing spree. Usually I kill six or seven teenagers, campers or hitchhikers with a big knife - which gets kinda messy considering that people nowadays are getting more and more obese.

Now the first time I tried this axe, I ended up doubling my body count. It is THAT fast and easy! If you notice, the handle comes in two colors - one marking the best place to hold. I have strong hands that shake a little due to the huge amount of tranquilizers they used to give me at the Hospital, and that always made me uncomfortable around axes because I could never cut someone's head in only one stroke. Now this chopper is a delight! It is so light and precise that you throw it blindfolded and STILL hit a victim before she/he can say "yowsah, yowsah, yowsah".

And that's not all. Cleaning it is a piece on cake. I don't usually clean my accoutrement right away because I'm always busy running after that obnoxious last victim who always knocks me down and gets away. So I always end up waiting a long time in order to get my act together and get everything clean for the sequel (and that might take as long as a year!!!). But anyway, even after all that, it's all a joy.

Normal people use this beautiful "hache" to chop wood. I'm sure it does a terrific job at that too. As I always say, "if it chops Chow, it will chop chop" (laughs). Or as my colleague Jason used to say, well... he never actually said anything. But that's because he never had an axe like this. Otherwise he would say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" - since he is a huge Julie Andrews fan!

Recommended!

Customer Review: Excellent Axe
Summary: 5 Stars

I Have a big pine tree root which is too close to the fence for using stud grinder, this axe did the job very well, I was able to chop it in half, and dig the big root out with the help of fiskar axe, very good quality, super sharp, not too heavy, very easy to swing.

Customer Review: fiskars
Summary: 5 Stars

Great product!!! Own several Fiskars products and have always been satisied with the quality and durablity of the products.

Customer Review: Can't Beat it!
Summary: 5 Stars

This Axe is the best I have ever used. It takes a bit to get use to how light the handle is, I'm use to a heavy wood handle with all my previous axes. Once you get use to the feeling it's fantastic. I'd say if you are splitting fire wood go with the Super Axe, it's the same handle but gives you an extra 2lbs on the head which will help cut through some of the hardwood easier.